You want to check out my sweet EPK? Well, all you have to do is CLICK ME. CLICK ME HARDER.

...was it good for you?
Make sure to thank Reverbnation on your way out, they provided the EPK. RPK. Same shit, different K.

I'm not even going to apologize for that stupid fucking joke.

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